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Forest Primeval, Białowięza

Krakow to Warsaw, then on to Białowieża. Seven hours, three hundred miles. BEE-ah-wu-vee-EH-zhuh. Still a stumble for the tongue, despite months of practice. Forest blanketed Europe long before homo sapiens spread the continent, honing his words and ax-blades. Now...

Navigating the Pod People

“At first glance, everything looked the same. It wasn’t. Something evil had taken possession of the town.” —Invasion of the Body Snatchers I once dated a guy who voted for George W. Bush. His excuse? Bill Clinton got a blowjob in the Oval Office.Ummm, you say, George...